hall & oates, katrina and the waves and three-fifths of kajagoogoo. (chuckles): oh. gee, that's really sweet, but the thing is... aw, there's a thing. look, honey, i was really drunk and made a huge mistake last night. we should've never slept together. it's what ruins friendships. you can't ruin a friendship with sex. that's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. come here. just listen to me. i want to go back to the way we were before. you know, friends. no sprinkles. oh. all right. thank you. (sighs) well, uh... (clears throat) as your friend, you might like to know that, um... we didn't have sex in the conventional sense. oh, god. did you pull some weird indian crap on me? no, no. after we got undressed and jumped in bed, you-you asked if i had protection. oh, you did, didn't you? of course. i'm always packing. anyway, um, i had trouble putting it on and you tried to help and... that was all she wrote. so, we didn't actually... i did. it was beautiful. oh! please, please promise me you won't tell anybody about this. of course i won't. no, i won't